SCORPIO No one is harder on themselves that a Scorpio. They hold themselves to incredible standards and are constantly evaluating themselves down to the most innocuous details of their day. They are self-conscious about every word of every conversation, every choice they make at work, every meal they eat, every chore they do. But they…

ARIES Aries has let way too many things pile up. The laundry. Unpaid bills. Doctor’s appointments. Dentist’s appointments. Hair appointments. Everything in their home is unkempt, disorganized, or expired. It’s gotten out of control that Aries finally can’t escape the overwhelming weight of their own responsibility. Everything all at once seems impossible to deal with,…

GEMINI Gemini will plan the perfect date down to the exact minute. No one can coordinate or synchronize a series of events quite like them. You’ll never get too hungry, too hot, too cold, or too tired, because they’ll have premeditated your every need. They will tell you exactly what to where and how to…

LEO Leos typically have a pretty idyllic childhood. They are nurtured and cared for, well-adjusted, and get along well with others. They are the type to have a story-book best friend, and get into the kind of trouble that people only get away with in movies. They are typically the golden child of their town…

GEMINI Gemini, this July marks the end of a chapter that’s been central to your identity for a long time. Whether it’s a relationship, a job, or your home, this change touches something you’ve used to define yourself. It might feel unsettling to let go of it, especially if you’re someone who clings to routine.…