Holden Desalles
Holden Desalles is a pen name for Brandon Gorrell.
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Lauren Sánchez Walked the Met Gala Carpet Alone While Activists Cited Amazon Workers Urinating in Bottles
Sánchez wore a custom Schiaparelli gown built around an 1884 painting that scandalized Paris over a slipped strap. The painting hangs two floors above the Met Gala steps. The Bezoses reportedly spent up to $20 million sponsoring the night.
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Katy Perry’s “Worst Dressed” Met Gala Look Was Smarter Than You Think
Katy Perry returned to the Met Gala in a white Stella McCartney gown that layered five references in one look: her Blue Origin flight, her next single, the night’s “Fashion Is Art” theme, AI deepfakes of her, and the viewer’s…
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Sarah Paulson Wore a Gown Named “The 1%” from a Label Called “Fecal Matters” to the Met Gala; NYC Mayor Mamdani Declined His Invitation
Sarah Paulson, 51, walked the 2026 Met Gala carpet in a custom red-grey tulle ball gown by Matières Fécales, the indie label whose name translates to “Fecal Matters.” Their Fall/Winter 2026 collection is called “The ONE Percent” and caricatures the…
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Trump Signed an Order to Build TrumpIRA.gov, a Website Launching in 2027 That Promotes a Tax Credit Biden Signed Into Law in 2022
The headline is a Trump-branded retirement website. The benefit is a Biden-signed tax credit. The earliest anyone touches the matching money is 2028. Trump signed the executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday, April 30.
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Police Surveillance Could Be Scott Peterson’s Alibi, but Judge Won’t Review It
The new forensic dating places Laci Peterson’s death between December 28, 2002 and January 5, 2003.
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Newsom’s Press Office Trolls Trump’s New Passport with Parody Driver’s License Starring Himself
The troll announcement, written in Trump’s own voice, dropped hours after the State Department unveiled a limited-edition US passport featuring Trump’s portrait inside.
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Donald Trump’s Face Will Be Printed on a Limited-Edition American Passport This Summer
First Trump’s signature went on US currency. Now his face is going on the American passport.
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Trump Reclassified Marijuana to the Same Federal Tier as Tylenol With Codeine, The Change Just Took Effect.
For 55 years, cannabis sat in Schedule I under the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, grouped with heroin and LSD as having no accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse.
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79,384 Overdose Deaths in 2024. The Euphoria Scene That Explains Why Most Victims Never Knew What Killed Them.
Even if you don’t watch Euphoria, Season 3 aired a scene that mirrors how most fentanyl deaths actually happen.
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Cher Just Found Out She Has a 15-Year-Old Granddaughter
Her name is Ever. She’s a straight-A 15-year-old student. Her mom is Kayti Edwards, the step-granddaughter of Julie Andrews.
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Nick Cannon Has 12 Kids by 6 Women. 5 Were Born in the Same Year. Bre Tiesi Says She’s Done.
12 children. 6 mothers. 5 born in the same year. And one of them just said she’s done. Let’s start with this, Nick Cannon’s children, by mother: Zen Scott died of brain cancer at 5 months old.
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Ivanka Trump on Staying Soft in a Rough and Chaotic World
The Diary of a CEO, hosted by Steven Bartlett, just released a new podcast with Ivanka Trump where she speaks candidly about her life in a way she rarely does publicly. Ivanka doesn’t do many interviews.
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Melania Trump Says She’s Never Had Botox or Injectables. Here’s Her Beauty Routine, Explained
Melania Trump is 55 and turns 56 on April 26. Donald Trump is 79. They have a 24-year age gap.
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Scarlett Johansson Says She’s Too Fragile for Instagram and Already Has Enough Anxiety.
I started realizing I’d spent 20 minutes looking at somebody’s Instagram page who worked for a friend of mine. I now know you have a pit bull, two daughters, and live in Burbank.
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President Trump Calls The Artemis II Crew, Discusses Dreams Of Mars, Canadian Pride, And Making History
President Donald Trump spoke by satellite with the 4-person crew of NASA’s Artemis II mission on April 7, 2026, becoming the first president to hold a live conversation with astronauts beyond low-Earth orbit in more than 50 years.
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Kanye West Has Been Essentially Banned from Entering the United Kingdom
The UK banned Ye (formerly Kanye West) from entering the country. Wireless festival cancelled the entire event the same day. Wireless had booked Ye for all 3 nights at Finsbury Park in July.
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The 3 Most Important Things We Can Learn from NASA’s Current Trip to the Moon
Everything about the future of space travel and interplanetary living hinges on this. 1.
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Funded Startup Proposes Brainless Cloned Bodies for Aging People to Use
The company R3 Bio gave its first public interview to Wired on March 23, 2026. The version they told Wired: the company was raising money to build nonsentient monkey “organ sacks” as a replacement for lab animals.