Oliver Miller

In my dream I saw an enormous library.

“Well, kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

I only know one joke.

All stories are stories about sadness.

Surely there is nothing wrong with being alone at night.

To visualize infinity, imagine a hotel.

The sadness will last forever.

There are too many paths through the woods.

A man saw a blimp the other day.

It might help if we knew where we were going, and how fast.

I just met you; this is crazy.

…Like, ever?

Me? I’m nobody.

Wild horses couldn’t drag you away from it.

A video artist recorded fireworks on New Year’s Eve, then reversed the footage; which seems like a simple thing to do, but the result is startling. Stars disappearing, reverting into dots, which revert into nothing.

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At 5 p.m., with the setting sun and with the sky all red, it can look like the whole world is on fire.

Marry: …The kind of person who you keep excitedly calling back to say, “Oh, and one more thing,” even though it’s, say, three o’clock in the morning and you’ve already been talking for hours.