Oliver Miller
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50 Quotes From ‘Rushmore,’ In Order Of Awesomeness
"I miss Rushmore. I miss... the seasons."
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Am I Really A Writer? Am I Really An Artist?
Stop asking the question. Within the question itself is contained the answer.
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A Short Short Story — Rain
This is a story that I can tell, if I will, for I was there the entire time.
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The People Who Wanted To Be Other People
...All this dreaming. You dreaming of the being the girl next door as the guy next door dreams this and that. All these dreams crossing, their paths intersecting, crossing, but the dreams never being conscious.
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2/10 Would Not Bang
I would not bang you on a coat. I would not bang you, with a goat.
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5 Things That Girls Are Not Allowed To Have An Opinion On
Talking to a man can be very complex, and if you do it wrong, you might just mess up!!! Here are some basic rules for talking to your man.
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50 Quotes From Breakfast At Tiffany’s, In Order Of Awesomeness
"I'm just crazy about Tiffany's. ...The quietness and the proud look of it. Nothing very bad could happen to you there."
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50 Quotes From The ‘Star Trek’ Movies, In Order Of Awesomeness
"Second star to the right -- and straight on 'til morning."
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50 Quotes From The Indiana Jones Movies, In Order Of Awesomeness
"Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory."
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Here’s Your Collection Of The Worst Product Reviews Of All Time
"Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears."
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100 Simpsons Quotes, In Order Of Importance
"Lisa, if I've learned anything, it's that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."