Oliver Miller
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50 Quotes From The Star Wars Prequels, Ranked In Order Of Terribleness
"Now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony."
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Why You Should Start Smoking
People romanticize the past all out of proportion, but the past can still be our lives. Taking up smoking will help teach you this: for smoking is an attempt to master time.
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All The Times I Failed To Have A Threesome
In some ways, it's more aggravating that I came so close to having a threesome. If it had never been a possibility, then I might never have cared. But to fly so close to the threesome sun, and then to fail, to fall... well, it makes me feel like Icarus.
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10 Terrible Songs That I Love
I have really good taste in book and movies, and then when it comes to music, I just sort of give up. When I start making a mix CD for a friend, I start off with a couple of good tracks by, say, The New Pornographers or someone -- and then I start feeling an…