Oliver Miller

I don’t drink for fun.

Really, this is a real thing that is happening.

…A Smith Corona electric SL-580 typewriter, to be precise.

This is the first part of a book that I am writing for Thought Catalog. This is a fiction book about young people in New York City. A lot of it is not fiction, and not made up, because I am not sure if I am very good at making things up.

…And it’s getting weird.

1991 — “Hypercolor” clothing. Pwned.

CATS.

Talking to a man can be very complex, and if you do it wrong, you might just mess up!!! Here are some basic rules for talking to your man.

…I have no CHOICE in the matter. Don’t you ugly proles understand that?

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

There is a world beyond this world; beneath it, above it.

We went down to the garden of love, and saw what we had never seen.

…And it’ll make a Belieber out of you.

…And please, let’s have no follow-up questions as to why this video exists or anything.

43) New Jersey.

You know what is in Room 101. Everyone knows what is in Room 101.

Say everything with an exclamation point, if you can’t do that then nothing I tell you will help you!!!!11!!1!

“I’m just crazy about Tiffany’s. …The quietness and the proud look of it. Nothing very bad could happen to you there.”