Oliver Miller
An Undersea Journey
Let us go on an undersea journey. For I think now that you are ready.
A Cat A Day — October 24th
Today’s cat wants to be a fortress unto himself.
A Cat A Day — October 23rd
Oliver is drawing a cat a day while at work. Today’s cat is like a Hong Kong action hero.
Questions
Who let those dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?
Here’s Your Video Of Cats Who Love Being Vacuumed
Let the cat-vacuuming flow over you, like a warm, furry, fuzzy, cat-vacuum-y sort of thing.
Here’s Your Ever-Changing U.S. Map Of The Most Popular Girls’ Names
West Virginia keeps trying to make “Brittany” a thing. Just stop it, West Virginia.
Here’s Your Compilation Of Animals Stealing Food
Mostly cats stealing food, because cats hate us.
21 Quotes About Nothing
“Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.”
A Short Story About A Field
How to enter the field? How to do it?
If I Had A Horse
If I had a horse, I would not give it a name. Instead, I would just call the horse “Horse,” for horse alone seems like a noble enough name for a stead.
21 Quotes About Silence
“Stand shadowless like Silence, listening
To silence.”
Porno
He was watching a porn movie.