Oliver Miller

America! The greatest okay-ish country that we know of!

Bippity Boppity Boom.

…It says so much more than words can say.

“Here. Eat this gluten-free cracker.”

4. Neigh. Dance like nobody’s watching. Prance like you’ll never be hurt.

“Avast! I sense that you are in league with the Northlanders!”

Fall if you will, but rise you must.

“This is your most challenging and dangerous mission. Fear and excitement are now your companions!”

17) Kimye II: The Kimyening

…So let’s go there.

I would not bang you on a coat. I would not bang you, with a goat.

…I will leave a single perfect rose at the scene of all my crimes.

This is absolutely a real news story that is happening, and I am not lying. Moonwalking! Pony! …Of course we have the video, duh.

Hello. I’m a cat.

M&M’s were originally developed for the U.S. Military; they “melt in your mouth, not in your hands” so that your fingers don’t get sticky when you’re firing your gun.

…And if you’re anything like me, you’ll just fast forward to get to the cat-related parts.

WE CAN HAZ MOVIE??? …Wait; that’s the wrong meme. Sorry, sorry.

These amazing or un-amazing worlds that I will never read, will never get around to reading.