Oliver Miller

Let us go on an undersea journey. For I think now that you are ready.

Today’s cat wants to be a fortress unto himself.

Oliver is drawing a cat a day while at work. Today’s cat is like a Hong Kong action hero.

Who let those dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

Let the cat-vacuuming flow over you, like a warm, furry, fuzzy, cat-vacuum-y sort of thing.

West Virginia keeps trying to make “Brittany” a thing. Just stop it, West Virginia.

Mostly cats stealing food, because cats hate us.

“Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.”

How to enter the field? How to do it?

If I had a horse, I would not give it a name. Instead, I would just call the horse “Horse,” for horse alone seems like a noble enough name for a stead.

“Stand shadowless like Silence, listening
To silence.”

He was watching a porn movie.

The reverse vampires sleep all night and stay awake all day.

I know my pick.

“Come on… be romantically self-destructive with me.”

“Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.”

Every so often, we are privileged to witness greatness: greatness in the form of Tara Reid and the blond guy from ‘90210’ fighting a whirlwind of sharks.

2. Stop going outside. …Don’t you get a weird feeling when you go outside? Like all the skyscrapers and buildings are going to topple down on you? Give in to that feeling. Become that feeling.