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Dear Pretty Girls On Facebook
Pretty Facebook Girls, you are the unicorns of the social media world. Your life is a blur of candid photos that somehow come out looking like something that would win a week’s competition on America’s Next Top Model, and other girls subtly remarking on how cripplingly jealous they are of you in comments that are…
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5 Things You Aren’t Allowed To Do If You Have A Crush On Someone
Oh, you’re going to just tell your crush how you really feel about them? You’re just going to do that and ignore my advice, which was don’t text them back for two days and avoid exclamation points?
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How To Hack Chipotle
Now it’s time to check out and also time to ask yourself: “What’s my highest-performing investment of the year?” The answer is Chipotle.
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18 Completely Normal, NOT Creepy Things People Do When They Like Someone
3. Picture yourself together with them one day. Like a wishful psychic having visions of the future you want.
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The Difference Between Alone And Lonely
Lonely is allowing this freedom from judgment to take root in your life, to become a reason to let things go.
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20 Lessons You Need To Learn When You’re An Adult
You end up busy with work, friends, family, dating, and your trivia league, but how much down time do you have?
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15 Guaranteed Things That Will Happen To You In Your 20s
The Internet will hurt your feelings. You will find out information you wish you never knew and maybe you’ll go so far as to even cry! Imagine that: a machine you spent over a grand on is making you weep.
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When You’re The One Who Loves Less
The conversation always goes like this. They’ll advise you to break up with them. “If it’s that bad, get out!” But the thing is: it’s not bad.
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10 People You Went To Graduate School With
The overachiever is always the first person in the seminar to use words like “hermeneutics.” They come to class with detailed notes, typed, of course, so as to more easily access their flashes of brilliance.
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16 Signs You Are Black
A person tells you that New Haven isn’t that safe, but YOU will be A-OK because you’re black. Want to tell them that they will be OK at Bergdorf’s because they are white.
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When You Are The One Who Loves More
When you go out together, you can feel it. There will always be limits to how beautiful or confident you can feel while in public with them because there is an inescapable overtone of being a loyal dog who doesn’t even need a leash to follow at the heel of its beloved-yet-distant master
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9 Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Are Definitely About Going Down On Women
A tour through the DMB catalogue reveals not only lines dripping in sexual innuendo, but a peculiar fascination with and celebration of cunnilingus.
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25 Things I’m Afraid Of
I’m afraid of oncoming trains and that feeling right before a train approaches and the wind is blowing all around you, when you have no choice but to submit to the surge.
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You Need To Go After The Things You Want
We need to move away from this constant need of coming across as calm, cool and collected. WE WEREN’T BUILT TO BE CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED. If we were, it wouldn’t feel so exhausting all the time. It would, you know, come naturally to us.
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11 Disney Channel Movies That’ll Make You Miss The Early 2000s
Before watching, lower expectations on artistic value for the most part, because these movies were made quickly and cheaply, with the intent of entertaining children.
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Here’s Your Collection Of The Worst Product Reviews Of All Time
“Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears.”
