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I Want To Be Your Fat Boyfriend
Look at me: I am making pancakes. I am inserting strawberry cheesecake so they will be strawberry cheesecake pancakes. I am stacking the strawberry cheesecake pancakes and covering them in…
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30 Things You Should Do Right Now
Stop blaming your parents for telling you you’re special. You now know it’s a lie, but you can only blame yourself for continuing to pretend it’s true.
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The 6 Kinkiest U.S. Presidents
John Tyler did some serious work in the White House — and I’m not talking about the 1844 Treaty of Wanghia — he fathered 15 children with two different women…
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5 Texts I Will Over-Analyze
You were just that overcome with emotion that instead of saying anything, your slovenly self decided to just type a colon and half a parentheses in response to some of…
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It’s Over, Stop Texting Me
Who allows ten messages to go unanswered — a month of silence to stretch on — and still be excited when the other person finally decides to respond? I did.
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Winnie The Pooh And The Shotgun
It had been during that 11-hour car ride, Pooh thought to himself as he spied the river off in the distance, when he realized he had to kill Piglet.
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When To Keep Fighting And When To Walk Away
As for extremely jealous, controlling situations — those typically aren’t going to end well, so walking (or even briskly jogging) away isn’t necessarily a bad idea.
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5 Things Fake People Do
The thing about gossip is, no matter how much you enjoy it in the moment (and we all kind of have our ugly moments of saying something nasty about someone…
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40 Things To Teach Kids These Days
Will Smith is not just the father of Willow and The Karate Kid.
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VH1’s 100 Greatest Artists Of All Time
LL Cool J — I liked how he kept licking his lips in “Going Back to Cali”; seemed like obsessive compulsive disorder, but since he’s a stud no one called…
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‘Once In A Blue Moon’ Happens Tonight
Obviously, if you’re a werewolf, it’s time to lock yourself in cage in a library and have a friend stand by with a tranquilizer gun. (Buffy reference!)
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27 Songs For Your Broken Heart: A Playlist
These are songs to cry to, drink to, feel weak to; songs to feel wounded to and feel the tight swell in your chest to.
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Things My Boyfriend’s Female Best Friend Should Know
Aside from his parents, you’re the one I need to impress the most. Don’t make it hard on me. I’m already bugging.
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What It Means To Be A Best Friend
You were there through different relationships the way a people weathers different administrations, learning intimately what it is they are looking for and the mistakes they are making — mistakes…
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13 Songs For Your Nervous Breakdown
Are you depressed? You may want to just buy Elliott Smith’s entire discography and save yourself the trouble.
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What Happens When You Want Someone You Can’t Have
When you’re starving for their time and attention, this is an opportunity for sustenance. The scraps and crumbs of their busy schedule will serve as nourishment. Very little, but that’s…
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19 Ways To Know You’re Loved
They come to your art show. They encourage you to practice with your band. They don’t get jealous or upset when you have to work late. They genuinely want you…
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6 Ways To Tell Someone You Like Them
If your’e telling a story, have no concept of what you’re actually saying, and realize far too late that you’ve been talking for seven straight minutes about that time you…
