Despite the fact that you, too, used a fake ID just a few short years ago, you are filled with righteous indignation. “Wait your turn, you brats,” you long to…

Glitter keychains that said things like “100% Angel.” (Bonus points if they said “100% Devil” on the back.)

XXXtina’s music usually makes me cry tears of terror rather than genuine emotion but for her famous self-love anthem “Beautiful”, she actually manages to make a positive mark on my…

8. You’re more comfortable at a Renaissance fair full of fake knights than a nightclub full of fake Renaissance men.

Eat, Pray, Love AKA The Basic Bitch Bible changed your life. One day, when you find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage to a rich man in Connecticut, you’re going…

There’s three types of freshman journalism majors: ones who want to be Carrie Bradshaw, ones who want to write for Rolling Stone, and ones who want to be Woodward and…

Do not drink alone if you are within a 5-mile radius of a McDonald’s, Domino’s, White Castle, or KFC.

I know you were born with a vagina and everything, and so you think that’s enough to make you a woman. But guess what? No it’s not!

They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to…

20. Hitting on the hot 20 something without being the creepy old daddy nobody wants to talk to.

“We are birds, and birds can fly.”