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The 10 Essentials For Any Good Relationship
If someone tells you they don’t want marriage and kids, and that they aren’t going to change their mind, please do everyone a favor and listen to them.
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The 10 Major Differences Between New York And L.A.
In New York, you’re considered wealthy if you have a dishwasher in your apartment. In L.A., you’re rich if you live in a mansion.
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15 Reasons Why Growing Up Is Pretty Much The Worst
You’re old enough to know that hurting yourself doesn’t feel good anymore but you’re too young to know how to really take care of yourself.
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This Is How We Say Goodbye
I hope that in spite of all this you’ll speak well of me and I hope it’s with a smile, the kind of smile that hides a little something at…
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13 Signs You’re Officially Over Your Ex
You start to forget things about the relationship, things you thought were important and would always hold dear. Nope. Time kills everything. Thankfully, it also heals it.
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11 Types Of Songs Drunk People Like To Sing
In the case of “Zombie,” no one really knows more than ten words to it, anyway, so as long as you can shout “Zombay-ay-ay!” and “In your head! In your…
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What I’m Thinking About While Making Out With You
“What are you doing?” may not be the sexiest thing to say to the guy who just kissed you, but yeah, I said it.
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How To Hack Sephora
The sale products are often in fairly odd places, such as the caps at the ends of rows where no one usually looks, so go hunting for them (or ask…
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42 Life Lessons From ‘Mean Girls’
If something is 120 calories with 48 calories from fat, that’s 40 percent calories from fat, which you can figure out if you cross-multiply.
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22 Movies From 2012 That Will Be Future Cult Classics
13. Killing Them Softly. The movie slapped with a rare F Cinemascore grade from audiences, mostly because whoever decided to market it to the mass public was an idiot.
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The One Who Wants To Be With You
The one who wants to be with you never lets you forget how special you are.
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25 Things You Should Know About Love
Everyone is an idiot when it comes to matters of the heart. Love is the great equalizer. Whenever you feel intimidated by someone’s coolness, just imagine them sobbing in their…
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Perfect Sarcastic Answers To The Annoying Questions Your Relatives Always Ask During The Holidays
Everyone knows peer pressure and drugs make it cool to be gay now. Haven’t you seen Glee and other ways the mass media glorify homosexuality?
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Gift Guide For Your Gay Best Friend
A gift certificate to their local neighborhood drug dealer, condoms, a body pillow to replace the boyfriend they don’t have, worldwide acceptance of homosexuality, and, of course, a blowjob.
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The Soulmate You Deserve
He won’t be the most handsome or the most successful person you’ve ever met.
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The Fine Art Of Spooning In 5 Easy Steps
While the man is occasionally the smaller spoon, it is common knowledge that any man who acts as the little spoon any more than five percent of the time has…
