You constantly bum cigarettes off of people while out drinking yet claim that you “don’t smoke.”

At first, you will probably experience some angst at the thought of abandoning what you were going to say. Drop it anyway, and see if your life suffers. (It won’t.)

I found out Lori carved curse words into her arm with pencils. I knew she was anorexic and bulimic, which, when you’re fourteen, are sort of valorized ailments.

You can’t afford a shrink so reading your horoscope will have to do.

20. Donkey Punch (2008) – Rated R for a scene of strong sexual content involving an aberrant violent act, graphic nudity, violence, language and drug use.

I don’t know how or when or why but, all of a sudden, practically every person I met started to annoy me. I could predict what’d they say, all their…

Bridget Jones is my spirit animal. I feel like I get her in ways I’m not supposed to understand movie characters.

I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

So, who else will join the bath pride movement?