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10 Key Movies For The Y2K Girl
Bridget Jones is my spirit animal. I feel like I get her in ways I’m not supposed to understand movie characters.
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How To Dress Well: 10 Different Takes On Androgyny
I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.
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24 Things That Make You Beautiful
Asking people what they want physically, or romantically, when you are in a relationship. Not being offended by the idea of being told how to love someone better, or understanding that no two people want exatly the same things.
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Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers
Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.
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5 Cool Beauty Products Designed To Get You Laid
My new alternative beauty regime proved successful and so I decided to share it with you girls so you too can make the most of your assets!
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I Watched Crazy Illuminati Conspiracy Theory Videos So You Don’t Have To
For those who buy into the theory of the Illumanti’s existence, we are all just minions quietly watching the Super Bowl of life while Queen Bey holds her court.
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How To Love A Crazy Girl
It is a girl who is thirsty for love and affection in a way we generally aim to stifle by labeling it as “needy” and shaming her for being such an open wound of emotional want.
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How To Be Good In Bed
Think about the most disgusting thing you could do to them and then do it. Make out with their armpit. Even if you’re not into armpits, your partner will be so proud of you for doing something so gross that they’ll get aroused.
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24 Lies People Like To Tell Women
There is a direct correlation between the kind of clothes you wear and the amount of respect you deserve.
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12 Things No One Wants To Hear You Talk About
That AMAZING dinner you cooked last night for yourself that I wasn’t invited to and I had to see Instagram photos of while I was sitting at home and starving.
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When They Don’t Love You Back
You can tell when you send them a good-morning text message, or mail them a gift, or take the time to do something for them that you know they’ll barely appreciate — this isn’t going to be reciprocated.
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Inconvenient Truths About Love
No one tells you that you’ll get tired of love. No one tells you that no matter how happy you are in your relationship, occasionally you’ll wish you had only yourself to take care of again.
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The 10 Most Compelling ‘Unsolved Mysteries’
Robert Stack has heard it all. When he called a Mystery “unbelievable and compelling,” you better listen up.
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I’ll Move Back To Florida When I’m Old
I’d sit at the front desk of my motel and drink coffee from a Marlins mug and eat orange slices and watch the waves move back and forth.
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The 8 Worst Foods To Eat In Bed
These are the worst foods to eat when you’re binging on Netflix from bed on those comfy Sunday afternoons.
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You Already Know Him
He’ll be patient and he’ll listen and he’ll look forward to the sound of your voice. He’ll remember the edges of your smallest conversations and he’ll save them in a safe spot just in case.
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My Sex Life Is Boring And I Don’t Know What To Do
Determined to spice things up I tried to talk to him about it. I told him we could role play or try different positions or whatever else we could think of together. And he freaked out — totally lost it. I knew he would.