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Your Real Love Is The One You Hurt
In some ways, it is a compliment. When you are more rude or flippant or hurtful with a very close friend, it is a way of saying to them, “I…
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The 9 Most Insightful Lyrics From Kanye West’s New Album ‘Yeezus’
Poetry is something like normal prose accelerated, and Kanye West is a poet.
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6 Things You Should Never Do In A Relationship
We all know that couple who is constantly “breaking up,” making dramatic exits and carrying on these absurd public fights on a bi-weekly basis because, one can only imagine, they…
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2/10 Would Not Bang
I would not bang you on a coat. I would not bang you, with a goat.
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34 Reasons I Need To Stop Liking You
7. You give me reasons to want to be better, but I need to be better for me.
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What Goes Through My Mind Everytime I Get Frozen Yogurt
Let’s go over the rules one more time. #1: We’re not spending over $5.
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11 Lies That Society Tells Girls
11. You are only a woman if you are biologically born that way.
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7 Kinds Of Wedding Photos We Are Done With Now
The quota of timed jumping in the air photos for the entire world has been met now. Thank you for your cooperation.
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“Where Do You Find Single Women?”
1. TRIVIA CONTESTS IN BARS
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The 8 Kinds Of Drunk You Can Be
Then, around 5 PM, you attempt to eat a sandwich to replenish your depleted hit points and end up falling asleep in your dinner plate, covered head-to-toe in a second…
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30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “Love” Means
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers…
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Your Exclusive Chance To Attend The Up Next Launch Party
RSVP for your spot at the The Up Next launch party on June 20 at Pier 84 at Hudson River Park, New York City.
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Let’s Rank These 10 Fascist Dictators By Hotness
If you like Antonio Banderas or Benjamin Bratt, you’ll fall in love with Fidel Castro, Cuba’s sexiest paranoid psychopath. My theoretical hymen just broke talking about him.
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5 Things You Learn In A Long-Distance Relationship
Your friends will never understand.
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10 Things To Consider Before Taking A Job As A Phone Sex Operator
Be prepared to be talking A LOT. Not just moaning, TALKING. TO. CREEPY. STRANGERS. A. LOT.
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8 Diseases You Could Have And Not Even Know It
If your life wasn’t hard enough already, keep in mind that you could have a rare disorder that makes you reek of nasty fish odor!
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What To Do When A Guy Is Bad In Bed
Remember that a huge part of sex is learning, and we were all bad once, and there is nothing that a sexual novice needs in bed less than another faked…
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Why You Stick With Someone Not Good Enough
You tell yourself he loves you. You shouldn’t have to.
