I don’t know how this movie passed through the censorship boards, but I’m glad it did. It’s perfect. Just don’t drink Starbucks afterward.

These 21 documentaries cover everything from homeless tunnel dwellers to dolphin hunters to cocaine cowboys, and they’re all awesome!

Talking about what you’re going to do makes you a lot less likely to actually do it. Keep your plans to yourself.

There is nothing worse than listening to people rationalize or justify or downplay the amazing, perfect food that they are about to ingest.

If you have an alarm sound that is one of your favorite songs, change it immediately. There is no reason to ruin that song for yourself for the rest of…

1. I am going to face it. Don’t run away from it. Don’t treat it like it’s not there, like it has never happened — this will only prolong the…

The gang was not interested in robbing Jessica Simpson because her purses weren’t real leather.

Don’t sell your time to someone else’s purpose. You can do better. Be poor for a while if that’s what it will take.

I could probably make this entire list David Sedaris. But I didn’t because I have restraint.

Even if things are as bad as they could possible be, and as meaningless, then matters of truth are themselves indifferent; we may as well please our sensibilities and, with…