The writers didn’t write this show for it to be ABOUT the mother (even though she was awesome) it was about HOW HE MET THE MOTHER and all the trials and tribulations he went through to get to the love of his life and further.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)

She wasn’t right for Ted. She wasn’t his first choice, and he wasn’t hers.

Haircuts, addiction, and their insane relationship with their mom – you can’t change any of it.

There is beauty in being open-minded to cultural differences and embracing all walks of life regardless of intention.

Forever 21: Searching For Cute Sundresses And Jewelry That Stains Your Skin Amongst The Wreckage

Discipline is not child abuse. There, I’ve said it.

6. Ice Cream solves most problems.

1. The Post Makeout Encounter

“Listen man. I get paid Tuesday,” I lied. “You give me that bag, and I’ll pay you double.”

On nights out, she is sexy, but never aggressive about it. She wears the kind of little black dresses that make your miniskirt or low-cut blouse feel at once too much and not enough.

This is not what I come here for.

I want to recover over runny eggs and bacon and big stacks of pancakes. We’ll sit in the corner booth, just like we did at the bar, but this time we’ll be drinking coffee and talking about how much fun we had.

If you didn’t know already, our bodies, while they’re awesome, they’re super disgusting at the same time.