From my experience, more than heavy petting beneath a blanket is virtually impossible on a regular commercial flight.

Let’s face it, when it comes to speaking English, some accents are sexier than others.

You learn to trust yourself.

A Case Study in how not to do Case Studies

I swear it’s the moms I’m looking at, not children.

$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.

Picky appetizer people ruin meals (and lives).

“I bought these thinking “Oh, how cuuuute” but then never wear them.”

Perhaps accents are meant to reflect culture and background, and people feel duped when they are “acquired.” I find this a limited definition. Rather, accents are often coincidental.

Feminism, by definition, values the feminine over the masculine. I don’t. And I never will.