Lorenzo Jensen III
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Lorenzo Jensen III
19 Things Men Will NEVER Understand About Women
“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”
Employees Gone Wild: 40 Insane Things Workers Did That Got Them Fired
“He put his hands in his pants, scratched his crotch, and told a customer to smell his fingers.”
24 Prison Guards Describe The Most Insane Thing They Ever Saw An Inmate Do
“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”
21 People Describe Their Real-Life Sexual Encounters That Sound Like The Plot To A Porno Movie
“A few years ago I was staying in a mental ward, and we were on lockdown. She sneaked into my room and f*cked the crazy out of me.”
19 Ways Men Have It Easier (According To 19 Women)
“They can be over 40 and still considered generally attractive.”
19 Ways Women Have It Easier (According To 19 Men)
Longevity privilege, crying privilege, emotional privilege, weight privilege, hair privilege, clothing privilege, sex work privilege, laziness privilege…should we continue?
13 Atheists Explain Why They Don’t Believe In God
“I must have prayed for something like 25 or 30 years. Not one single prayer was ever answered.”
20 Women Describe How Awful The Sex Was When They Lost Their Virginity
“Imagine someone shoving a curved can of Monster energy drink into a small knife wound. That would’ve felt nicer.”