Until every clothing brand comes together and decides on one universal sizing metric, the tag in the back of your jeans is meaningless. Ignore it. Cut it out if the number bugs you so much.

Going a little au naturel.

There’s no set rule on how long a kiss should last. A good rule of thumb is to stop once you’ve had an orgasm. Then you pretty much just crawl up into the fetal position until they leave.

Say things like “an easy 10 miler.” It’s a lie; 10 miles is never easy.

Someone—or something—had torn open their mail, spread clothing throughout the house, and smeared lotion on a door handle.

7. Picking their nose.

When you’ve got things to get done, you prefer to devise a super detailed plan of attack, which often takes more time than the duty itself to complete.

They are excited to see you, excited to talk about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that other people don’t have, and it never goes away.

Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here.

5. Into The Wild (2007)

You realize that there’s only so many ways you can Instagram kale before it seems like a propaganda movement.