You purchase hot beverages all the time, but haven’t actually consumed one that was more than lukewarm, because the drink is more valuable to you as a hand warmer.

What do you get in return for cheating and breaking hearts?

We forget that each day we remind our loved ones we care about them, and each day they remind us—usually without actually saying those three words directly.

This time we’ve spent together – I want it forever.

“But then I’d have to put on real pants” is a legitimate excuse that you use to not do things.

Please insure that you have read and understood this document completely.

People younger than you are getting their degrees and you can’t help but feel sad inside because you still haven’t had the chance to finish your own degree.

I don’t care if you think I’m pretty. I put on shorts and a halter only for the warm sun, not for you to stare at my exposed skin.