I don’t feel pretty today
I bet it’s this new diet
I didn’t lose any weight today
I bet it’s this new diet
I didn’t have any motivation to work out today
I bet it’s this new diet
I haven’t reached any of my fitness goals today
I bet it’s this new diet
I ate when I wasn’t hungry today
I bet it’s this new diet
Tomorrow I’ll start a different diet
That will fix everything. 
