Year: 2012
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What Your Favorite Game Of Thrones Character Says About You, Part 1
Here are my suggestions about what your favorite Game of Thrones character might say about who you are.
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25 Things I’ve Learned In My 20s
You're going to give your heart to a few people who don't deserve it. Then, one day you'll come to your senses and ask them to give it back.
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What Happens When You Live Abroad
But there are the fears. And yes, life has gone on without you. And the longer you stay in your new home, the more profound those changes will become.
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Airing Dirty Laundry
And now, with a new name and the false, clean sense of erased history, he takes a train and joins his cousin in Georgia, where an untangled root of his…
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8 Songs That Will Put You To Sleep Faster Than An Ambien
The Sea And Cake is a shockingly dull band. All the band members must've gotten together and been like, "We want to make music that renders people unconscious. How do…
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An Open Letter To Ina Garten
I would also like to state that I painstakingly took the time to test out your coconut cupcake and cream cheese frosting boxed mix, and just have to wonder: is…
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20 Ways To Improve Graduation Ceremonies
Instead of only recognizing the awards, scholarships, and honors bestowed upon graduates by professors, let’s include some student-voted awards, like “Most Undistinguished Track Record of Questionable Hookups” and “Outstanding Achievement…
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The One Who Changes You
The first time you notice him you won’t really notice him at all. He’s a little bit too short, a little bit too soft in the middle. You’ll feel him…
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How To Survive Any Long-Distance Relationship
When we think about long-distance relationships, what do we think of? Probably two lovers who’ve been separated by school, work, or some other inconvenience and breathlessly await the few visits…
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5 Reasons Not To Be A Cocktail Waitress
“Hey darling,” with a pat on the hip and then an inappropriate amount of lingering after the pat, “Another Jack and Coke, if you would!” (You’ll want to tell him…
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Why 20-Somethings Need To Start Dressing Better
After spending most of our lives being able to dress however we pleased, we're now entering a time when we actually have to start considering whether or not an outfit…
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I Wanted To Be A Poem
The kiss was not well-executed. Our foreheads were interlocked, attempting to preclude the act. She was rubbing my temples, my shoulders, relaxing the malaise out of my muscles, working to…
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5 Songs No One Actually Knows The Lyrics To
I have fond memories of stomping in squishy rain boots through the gale that was Hurricane Irene singing “Come on IRENE,” which was mind-blowingly original, if I do say so…
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Maybe In Another Universe, I Deserve You
You just found me in the wrong universe. That's all. This is, as they say, the darkest timeline. Everywhere else, nay, "everywhen" else -- us in the Civil War, us…
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I Would Rather Be Called “Ugly”
It would be nice if we praised people for their ugliness -- and called it what it was -- because to slap some makeup on them for a photoshoot and…
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Weeded Out: One Guy’s Journey To Get Denied A Medical Marijuana Card
I walked up a set of stairs and into the doctor’s office that looked more suited to treat broken surfboard leashes than patients. Everything about the décor drew inspiration from…