Year: 2012
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You Should Date Someone Who Cares About You
Date someone who wants what you want, who is open to the idea of the relationship you desire with another human being. You need to be with people who are…
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5 Common Misconceptions About Lesbians
There is quite possibly nothing more irritating and homicidal-feelings-inducing than being somewhere with your girlfriend and having some unimaginative weirdo ask “So who’s the guy?”
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Things I Learned About Being A Canadian By Dating An American
You don’t ever ask for a channel change, or anything that requires someone to go slightly out of his or her way. You grin and complain about it under your…
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10 Lies Nickelodeon Told Me
From dawn until dusk, the kids of that show just ran around what appeared to be Harlem, or one of Brooklyn's less artisan cheese shop-filled neighborhoods, with complete impunity.
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30 Other Things Every Woman Should Know By 30
The advice includes making sure you have "a black lace bra" and "an umbrella you’re not ashamed to be seen carrying." (Because those are the items women need to lead…
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Who Is Your Unicorn?
Everything about this person screams “almost” -- you “almost” dated; you “almost” fell in love; you “almost” changed your life to be near them; you “almost” drifted through life without…
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Top 6 Ridiculous Ways Kids Have Been Accused Of Getting High
Look, kids in the suburbs. I get it. There's not a whole lot to do other than invent new ways to get messed up. I was a teenage "rebel" once.…
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Going Commando: The Only Way To Live
I mean, I had always grown up knowing that men similar to me (such as Jay-Z) always prefer their women in “no panties and jeans, that’s so necessary,” but I…
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Why It’s Important To Flirt
Think of flirting as a brain exercise. You have to work out the muscle that helps people fall in love with you! And the less serious you take it, the…
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How To Be Forever Alone In 8 Easy Steps
Tumblr is the black hole of all things socialization, and there is no such thing as "recreational use." You will be blessed with all the Dr. Who and Supernatural screenshots…
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Things Straight Men Do That Confuse Gay People
Hey y'all! Hot Or Not is dead. It died. But in its place will be a new special video every week, starting with this little ditty about straight men and…
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How Many People Have You Slept With?
In our culture, sex outside of a monogamous relationship is typically frowned upon. We think it’s wrong, make all kinds of assumptions about the people engaging in it and like…
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What Kind Of Single Person Are You?
This person can explain electricity, the Pythagorean theorem, and why leap year exists, but the one question to which they have no answer is why they're single. And they want…
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12 Tips For Working In Retail Without Killing Everyone Around You
If you work in a store that uses a playlist of fewer than 100 songs for in-store music, you will probably show up for work one day wearing a trench…
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To Become Whole, You Must First Be Broken
Two days after my mother had cradled a small piece of happiness in her hand, her body performed its most treacherous act and unraveled that knotted ball of chromosomes. Mitosis…
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Being In An Open Marriage Is A Lot Like Being On Fire
It’s like if somebody were to ask, “What about the laundry? Do you do the laundry? Does he ever do the laundry? What if he does the laundry in a…
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5 Truths No One Likes To Hear
While a good relationship should cause both parties to make improvements, you can't date a fixer-upper expecting a Persian Palace at the end of it. People only change if they…
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17 Types Of People There’s A Special Place In Hell For
1. People who start to say something attention-grabbing but then stop. EXAMPLE: “Oh my God! Did I tell you about what happened with Karen and I the other night?! --…
