17 Pet Hates And 25 Pet Loves

Pet Hates

1. Bruised avocado

2. Cold feet

3. Bad breath

4. Hair left in the bathroom sink

5. LA drivers

6. Air Conditioning

7. Techno music

8. Pushy shop assistants

9. Telephone automated services. Connect me to a human being please!

10. Fox News

11. People who eat with their mouth open

12. Coffee that’s served so hot it burns your tongue

13. Gristle

14. People who talk too much

15. Bootcut jeans

16. Burps

17. Cupboard doors left open

Pet Loves

1. Fresh avocado

2. Morning cuddles in bed

3. Late-night veggie Quesadillas from Taco Zone

4. Mom’s Bolognese

5. Makeout sessions

6. Beautiful hands

7. Striped T-shirts

8. Flea markets

9. Men with body hair

10. Pizza in bed while watching a series on Netflix

11. Chivalry

12. Cupcakes with pink icing

13. Polish pierogi

14. Cacti

15. Breasts (I’m heterosexual but I think breast are just great!)

16. British accents

17. Candid photos

18. Vermicelli noodles

19. Afternoon naps

20. Handwritten letters

21. Tracksuit pants

22. Hot showers

23. Top 40 love songs

24. Undies and bed sheets that are fresh from the dryer

25. The sound of rain on my roof when I’m in bed