1.
I don’t think any name is a 100% giveaway but I’ve met a lot of dumb Ashleys.
2.
Aiden. Jayden. Braiden. Caleb.
Every single person with one of these names is a literal baby. And there’s so many. I’ve seen/know of tons of babies with these names, but have never heard of an adult with one of these.
3.
Trent 9/10 is a douche.
4.
Richards are all dicks.
5.
Brandy—if you meet her, she’s either a redneck or was raised by rednecks. I live in a small town in Texas, 3000 people maybe, and I know at least 10 Brandys.
6.
Candi = Daddy issues.