The Backup Camera In My Car Is Cursed – It Keeps Showing Me Things That Aren’t There

I tossed my empty bottles in the trash, squeezed through the front door, and headed for my driveway. My boss was doing his yearly reviews and I was worried about losing my job. Needed a little bit of Budweiser to loosen up before having a chat with him. Not a big deal. Not enough to put a dent in my liver.

But when I got in my Hyundai and pulled the stick shift into reverse, the backup camera popped on, showing me the area behind my bumper. A little girl was playing in the street, purple chalk balanced in her hand.

It wasn’t unusual to see kids littering the block. I lived on a dead end with an elementary school on the tip of it, so toddlers and pre-teens were always riding their bikes up ramps and playing hockey in the middle of the street.

I beeped my horn, signaling for her to get out of the way, but she didn’t even look up. Kept on coloring. Moving her purple dusted hands up and down. Up and down.

I unrolled my window and craned my head out of it. I couldn’t see around the car, couldn’t see her, but I yelled out anyway. “Hey, could you move for just a minute? I need to back out.”

When I glanced at the camera, she was still in place. The damn kid wouldn’t budge.

I withheld a groan and got out of my seat with the intention of tapping her on the shoulder. Helping her to her feet. Ushering her to the grass.

But when I reached the street, no one was there. There weren’t even any chalk marks on the ground.

Bizarre.

I didn’t dwell on it. Maybe I’d had a little more to drink than I thought. Maybe I was hallucinating. Seeing things. So I chugged a bottle of water I’d left steaming in the cup holder, backed the car up, and drove to work.

I saw the little girl again a week later when I was leaving a Friday’s parking lot. My older sister had just broken up with her boyfriend, so we ordered a few drinks to go along with our salads. Started with a Heineken. Ended with a Long Island Iced Tea.

After I kissed my sister goodbye and tried to pull out of my parking space, the kid was there. Sitting on her knees with a handball, rolling it back and forth on the pavement.

Who the hell was that? A neighbor’s kid? She looked a little like the woman across the street, blonde and pale and freckled. Maybe that’s whose vagina she popped out of.

I got out of my car to talk to her. To see if I could give her a ride home, because what the hell was a six-year-old doing outside of a strip mall at midnight?

But when I walked toward the spot she should’ve been, she wasn’t there. She wasn’t walking toward the restaurant. She wasn’t in another car. She wasn’t underneath my car. I even opened up my trunk to check for her, to make sure she hadn’t climbed inside. Nothing.

I didn’t care how much I had to drink that night. I refused to believe that I was making her up. It must’ve been more than a hallucination.

It must’ve been Nikki.