Sick Burns: The 100 Greatest Insults Of All Time
Found on AskReddit.
1.
You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met.
2.
No offense, but you make me want to staple my cunt shut.
3.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
4.
I envy people who have never met you.
5.
Maybe if you eat all that makeup you will be beautiful on the inside.
6.
You’re kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.
7.
You’re impossible to underestimate.
8.
You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die.
9.
I’ll plant a mango tree in your mother’s cunt and fuck your sister in its shade.
10.
Those aren’t acne scars, those are marks from the coat hanger.
