34 Guys On Things Women Do That They Will NEVER Understand

1. Taking WAY too long to get ready.

“My GF asks me if I’m ready to leave, so I put my shoes on, and start to leave. I get to the door, and she’s not even close to ready to leave. She still needs to put on socks, put on her shoes, get her wallet, her coat, grab her phone, etc.

Even if I give her a good five minutes after she asks if I’m ready to go, she still does this shit! It drives me insane.”
—nubsauce87

2. Expecting us to figure out what they’re mad about.

“Expect us to figure out what they’re mad about instead of just having a conversation with us to resolve the issue like a regular goddamn person.”
—RoosterShield

3. Telling us to do something, then getting pissed off when we do.

“The other day my wife told me I should go fishing. then she got pissed off when I went fishing. Why?”
—DarkerStix

4. Getting mad at us for things we ‘did’ in their dream.

“Why do women get mad at their SO for something they ‘did’ in a dream?”
—dyi01

5. Fishing for compliments on social media.

“When a girl’s social media consists of:

[Photo] Caption: ‘makeup looking awful today :3’

Replies: ‘You look gorgeous babe,’ ‘so pretty xx,’ ‘stunning :O’

It’s such a forced way of getting compliments, you know you don’t look awful in the photo, why else would you upload it??? Makes me cringe every time.”
—Toby95