Scott Muska

So now some people view it as curious that someone my age is single.

“Buy me a beer? BUY ME A BEER?! “

Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.

22. Sleep well with someone else in my bed. It just gets so hot and crowded, and then I get bothered.

You own at least one gingham patterned button-down shirt, probably from either J. Crew, Old Navy, or, your old mainstay, The Gap.

Every year, I seem to find myself scrambling for a Halloween costume idea and execution a few days before the holiday.

“Well, I suppose you should be afraid of being alone forever. Think about it: living alone is kind of a dangerous thing. There’s nobody there to protect you or even look out for you.”

Post-Text Anxiety Disorder is a very real struggle. And it can affect anyone. Even you.

Why can we not just agree that upon first meeting, we shake hands?

I’m getting pretty sick of Lil’ Jon’s shit.

How about we…

Why waste time? I’m 25. The internal clock is ticking. I don’t have time to sit through all that mundane banter.