Scott Muska
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Scott Muska
Some Questions I Would Like To Ask On A First Date
Getting to know someone in a borderline interview setting.
On Our First Date We Drink Daiquiris And Bring Debauchery To An Uber Pool
She warns me that sometimes she gets car sick.
On Our First Date, She Tells Me All About Her Sugar Daddy
We spend most of our date talking about her other most recent date.
How To Have A Mostly Unsuccessful Love Life
It’s actually pretty easy if you follow some of these steps.
When The Magic Is Gone
One day you will wake up and feel different.
A Short List Of Things To Say Instead Of Ghosting Someone
We’ve all done it. But just send a text. It’s really not that hard.
How To (Finally) Have Sex With Your Best Friend
You’ll reason you would rather have her in your life as a friend than to not have her in your life at all.
When You Know They Are Fading
It dawns on you, or you finally admit what you’ve been thinking for a while, while you’re lying in bed that morning, that they’re doing a slow fade — slow enough that you can’t really call them out on it without their calling you overbearing or crazy.