Scott Muska

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Some Questions I Would Like To Ask On A First Date
Getting to know someone in a borderline interview setting.
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How To Have A Mostly Unsuccessful Love Life
It’s actually pretty easy if you follow some of these steps.
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A Short List Of Things To Say Instead Of Ghosting Someone
We’ve all done it. But just send a text. It’s really not that hard.
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How To (Finally) Have Sex With Your Best Friend
You’ll reason you would rather have her in your life as a friend than to not have her in your life at all.
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When You Know They Are Fading
It dawns on you, or you finally admit what you’ve been thinking for a while, while you’re lying in bed that morning, that they’re doing a slow fade — slow enough that you can’t really call them out on it without their calling you overbearing or crazy.
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20 Hot Takes To Help You ‘Start A Dialogue’ At A Party
10. Global warming isn’t a real thing and you know what? Neither is love. We’re all just fooling ourselves.
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15 Surefire Ways To Anger An Ex
Frank Sinatra famously said that the best revenge is massive success. I’ve always applied this idom to breakups.
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25 Potential Reasons I’m Still Single (And Why You Might Be Too)
So now some people view it as curious that someone my age is single.
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22 Signs You’re Getting OLD
Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.
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30 Things I Seriously Just Can’t Even Right Now, Or, Like Ever
22. Sleep well with someone else in my bed. It just gets so hot and crowded, and then I get bothered.
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20 Signs You Might Be A ‘Basic Bro’
You own at least one gingham patterned button-down shirt, probably from either J. Crew, Old Navy, or, your old mainstay, The Gap.
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20 Questions I’d Like To Ask On A First Date
Why waste time? I’m 25. The internal clock is ticking. I don’t have time to sit through all that mundane banter.
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11 ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Premises For The Modern Dating Scene
2. I sent your mom an OkCupid message re: how I felt compelled to contact her on account of both of us listing “bacon” as one of our six things we could not live without.
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33 Text Messages You Should Not Send As A First-Date Follow-Up
16. I wish we were snuggling right now :/ :/ :/ :/
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40 Potential Reasons Why She Suddenly Stopped Talking To You
She’s, like, totally swamped at work.

















