Scott Muska

Buzzwords In The Bedroom, Part II

A little while ago, I wrote a story about what it might be like if people used popular business buzzwords while they were in the bedroom. This is a second installation to the series.

Buzzwords In The Bedroom

“Look, the deliverables we agreed on were at least one orgasm each, and we’re not clocking out until then. These are all billable hours, so we can take our time.”

A Decade’s Worth Of Very Weird Dates

I don’t know how many dates I’ve been on, but there have been more than enough for me to draw the conclusion that I don’t really like dating all that much.

56 Things My Hangover Does

My hangover went to church once, but it vomited and was promptly asked to leave and never return, a request it has taken very, very seriously.