Ryan O'Connell
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The Curious Case Of Amanda Bynes’ Twitter
If a celebrity's Twitter is entertaining enough, it can make them relevant again. It's possibly one of the most powerful tools in the industry today. If you're not starring in any noteworthy movies and your agent is screening your calls, just make Twitter your new job.
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Ten Reasons Why Someone Should Have Sex With You
You're so bored. It's six p.m. and there is nothing good on T.V. so you want to have sex with someone. Depending on your situation, you will either have to seek it out like a hunter. You will go to the bars and zero in on your prey, or you will have sex with someone…
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5 Things That Will Make You Miss Your Ex
Thanks to the internet, there are a myriad of different ways you can miss your ex. You can go on Facebook and lurk their life without you. Oh look, there's a picture of them at a party looking completely normal and happy. And oh my god, they're writing cute and clever things on someone else's…
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The Different Types Of Bitches
Bitches always think they're so funny. Whenever they say something that was kind of screwed up, they'll quickly be like, "That wasn't bitchy. I was just making a joke!" Well, guess what? Your joke wasn't funny. It was just bitchy, and bitchy does not always translate to hilarity!
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How To Be Horny
You're eating a Subway sandwich with your friend when all of a sudden, you want to have sex with someone. You try to avoid it by focusing intently on your sandwich. Yummy. Pickles, turkey, lettuce, naked flesh, private parts, mustard. Darn it! You're looking at chipotle mayo and getting aroused. Why must life be so…
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Get Your S**t Together
Once you understand that you don't have to get wasted, sleep with a random, and vomit in a trashcan to have a successful Friday night, you can actually get the good kind of drunk and have the good kind of fun. When people had Walks of Shame in college, they were actually secretly happy about…
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Your Handy Chart of Drug Stereotypes
Among the amazing tidbits of information: Meth heads will always S your D whereas stoners never like to do it, Punky Brewster is the poster child for Ecstasy and cocaine users like to wear Ed Hardy!
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10 Songs To Listen To At Your Graduation
The song is essentially all about moving out of your parents house and going away to college. I mean, she talks about spreading your wings and taking a risk, which loosely translates to moving into a 5 x 5 dorm room with a stranger who deals Ecstasy. Right?
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Ten Reasons Why Being In A Relationship Is Awesome
You can relate to your friends who have been in relationships. There's no longer this awkward divide between you two. You get it! All those times they bitched to you about a poorly worded text message makes sense! You're sorry to ever have thought they were just being a crazy bitch!
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5 Things That Happen At A High School Party
It's interesting to think about why we were so willing destroy our bodies at seventeen. Being a teenager was all about "Yes. Give me that! Why not? I might projectile vomit? Cool! I haven't done that since I was five!" Being in your twenties, however is all about being neurotic. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe.…
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Ten Reasons Why Being In A Relationship Sucks
Someone has power over you. They have the ability to make you sublimely happy and they can also make you feel super depressed. You lose slight control over your moods. When you enter a relationship, it's as if you sign a contract that says, "I give you 70% of my feelings. I acknowledge that you…
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5 Lies My Friends With Eating Disorders Have Told Me
Being either a gay man or a girl means there is a good chance you're hungry right now. If you add "works in fashion", you're just straight up starving all the time. And the most disturbing aspect of it all? It's acceptable, it's encouraged, it's a damn joke.
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The Pros and Cons of Deleting Your Facebook
Facebook has no influence on the relationships that actually matter to me. It's the people on the periphery who get to stick around past their expiration date. If I deleted it, those are the kinds of people who would become casualties.
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Five Types Of Guys You Should Have Sex With
Hot people are overrated. Even they will admit it and say, "Yeah. I'm not that great but my face is awesome. Wanna look at it a little bit more?" Ugly guys, however, know what they're working with. They know they have a face and/or body only a mother could love so they make the best…
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Ten Reasons Why You Hate Your Ex
They could never love you as much as you loved them. Maybe they could for awhile but it didn't last. You started to notice it while lying in bed together. Their body seemed far away even though it was right next to you and you knew that it was over.
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The Devastating Experience of Losing A Best Friend
The end of a friendship is all about you. It's nothing but you. It's almost like a personal attack on your character. Someone who once thought of you as a beautiful soul now sees some ugly in you. They wanted to talk to you everyday and now they're willfully distancing themselves.
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5 Things Stoned People Like To Do
Fact: Your parents always call you when you're high. They have a sixth sense for when their children are killing brain cells. Dateline instilled it in them or something.
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5 Activities To Do On Ambien That Don’t Involve Sleeping
Ambien is a fatass. It puts weed munchies to shame. You could have eaten a huge dinner and it still wouldn't matter because when the Ambien hits, a ravenous hunger takes over you and you begin to crave strange things like hard boiled eggs, spaghetti and meatballs, and an entire box of Wheat Thins.