Paul Barker

Only 35% of Harvard freshman have ever had sex. Nationwide, 47% of students have sex before they graduate high school.

As I lay in bed I look at the TV that’s silent and staticky… I kept thinking about how I would kill myself.

Beck’s vision is an idyllic country town of likeminded people living together in the most pastoral way possible.

I was meek, desperate, gargling on my own blood.

There is infinity beyond us, just the boundlessness of the universe and we don’t even know what is out there. Is there any other idea in the world more enchanting than this?

Who said cute videos can’t be art? This changed my life more than the Mona Lisa or Moby Dick.

My father texts and calls me constantly asking if I’m okay, which makes me wonder if people who don’t live in New York think that the hurricane is still happening. Although his incessant barrage of questions annoy me, it’s better than not being called.

There will be times when you feel your loneliness will swallow you. Don’t beat off, you’ll feel worse after.

You will drive most of the time. It’s not that I don’t like driving, it’s that I love not driving.

That night, a bomb went off in downtown Atlanta. We awoke to full-coverage on the news. Over one hundred injured, at least 2 dead.

Todrick went full out and hired a full cast to act out the hoodrat version (featuring Antoine Dodson of “Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife” fame). Take off your PC hats and please to enjoy.

I don’t care if your full-time job is licking envelopes at a nuclear waste plant, it’s an accomplishment if you’ve managed to secure a salaried position ANYWHERE.