Lorenzo Jensen III

“The opening of the vagina is lower than expected.”

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She gave someone a blowjob for free Taco Bell.

“Every school has a short, skinny boy with a giant backpack who runs to all his classes by himself.”

If you can’t avoid being victimized by violent crime, would it at least be some consolation if your attacker is handsome?

I guess if two people agree to burglarize a house, it’s OK, too, right? I mean, they agreed, so it’s consensual, yes?

If you think it’s hard being a mistress, imagine being the guy that the mistress cheats on the married man with. It’s no picnic, believe me.