Lorenzo Jensen III

18. He got his chewing gum stuck in my bush.

1.
“Aww, look at it…it’s so cuuuute.”

1.
Female redheads are either very hot or very not.

Good sex is supposed to be something tender and loving—but not according to these people. For them, it involves hate, resentment, insults, and often extreme mutual physical abuse. (Found on AskReddit.) 1.

28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.

“I cannot stress enough the importance of avoiding girls who have daddy issues.”

23. Can Asians tell one another apart?

7. Picking their nose.

3. When people tell me that, as a minority, I should be offended.

20. People who are always talking about “truth” are callous assholes.

She may not be classically beautiful, but she is doing a beautiful job of muggin’ it up for the police photographer.

25. Does frosting turn a muffin into a cupcake?