Lorenzo Jensen III

1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.

1. Try to convince her that you’d make a good serial killer.

Found on AskReddit. 1. Cowards. Cowards. Have several friends that have committed suicide in the last year. They left children that will always wonder what they could have done. 2. They are just passing their pain to other people.

“It’s hard to go through life when your own brain has turned against you.”

On Sunday, Starbucks—the fave corporate beverage chain of urban whites everywhere—launched its #RaceTogether campaign with a full-page ad in The New York Times.

1. How bad a period can make you feel.

1. How great it is to pee outside.

“She went off her meds and came at me with a butcher knife.”

“Never cheat on someone that is good to you. Karma is a bitch.”

1. Dude wrapped his poop in toilet paper and ate it like a burrito.

1. The sweetest misery is that caused by love. —Alexandria Heather 2. No matter how bad you want a person, if your hearts are in two different places, you’ll have to pass and move on. —Alexandra Elle 3.

He bought me chocolate, then broke up with me, then ate my chocolate.

“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.”

We often think of love as something spiritual—a matter of the “heart” and “mind”—but we sometimes forget that the heart and brain are also parts of our body.

You can’t hide in crowds.

Taylor Swift—NOBODY IS ACTUALLY THAT NICE.

27 women that history mostly forgot…until now.

How to ruin a relationship in 5 words.