Lorenzo Jensen III

“Fashions fade, style is eternal.”
—Yves Saint Laurent

1. The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you. —Nicholas Sparks 2. I dropped a tear in the ocean.

1. About 20 million Americans experience depression yearly.

“It’s a strange moment when you realize that you don’t want to be alive anymore.”

“Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.”

“Herpes doesn’t stay in Vegas.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” —Groucho Marx

1. It’s a psychological test that wasn’t devised by psychologists.

You can ask your friends and family a dumb question in order to make them laugh or roll their eyes. The point of asking these dumb questions is simply to have some fun!

“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.”
—Marlene Dietrich

1. A select few lucky individuals are able to reach orgasm simply by thinking.

“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
—Rudyard Kipling

“Who runs the world? Girls.”
—Beyoncé Knowles

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

“No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.”

2. Your penis is crawling with bacteria.

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
—Marilyn Monroe