Lorenzo Jensen III

“Being alone is better than being in a bad relationship. It’s worth waiting for the right person to date, so don’t settle.”

“College student asked me if chocolate milk comes from a brown cow or a black and white cow.”

“My huge, fat, lazy male cat would take hot dogs and go feed them to a stray cat and her kitten.”

His messages turned into things like: ‘You’re being stuck up.’ ‘Such a bitch. Just meet me again and you’ll see.’ ‘Can’t believe you’re treating me like this. I’m so nice.

“I saw an elderly Chinese tourist pull down her grandkid’s pants so he can take a crap on the sidewalk. It was in the entrance of Disneyland in Paris.”

“When he shields your eyes from the morning sun.”

“In 1993, Robert Thompson and Jon Venables beat 2-year-old James Bulger to death. Thompson and Venables were 10 at the time.”

“They will sometimes sit up and make noises.”

Put the doll down…and…walk…away…

“She lifts one of the patient’s breasts to clean underneath, and several cockroaches scurry away.”

“I hid in the closet and watched my dad strangle my mom to death.”

“You can’t move, you can’t eat, you can’t speak, and you’re confined to a hospital bed as you are slowly imprisoned within your own body. You essentially become a living statue.”

All these germs, worms, parasites, and viruses are real—and REALLY scary…

Found on AskReddit. 1. WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME “‘Walking Corpse’ Syndrome or Cotard delusion. The person has the delusion that they are dead or do not exist.

“Touching me anywhere at all. Men: sit on your hands if you have to but do not touch a girl on the first date. She will touch you if she likes you.”

“China—I visited over 10 cities there, and everything seems polluted, rude pushy people, very oily food…public urination, spitting, and defecation, dirty and disgusting public restrooms….”

Here, ranked in order from most to least expensive, are super-lame yet super-rare vinyl LPs that cost more than your monthly rent.

“I knew a family that would all suck their thumbs when they watched the television.”