Lorenzo Jensen III
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100 Classic Quotes About Why Marriage Sucks
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." —Groucho Marx
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13 Reasons Why The Myers-Briggs Test Is Absolute Nonsense
1. It's a psychological test that wasn't devised by psychologists.
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The 45+ Dumbest Questions Ever Asked Online
You can ask your friends and family a dumb question in order to make them laugh or roll their eyes. The point of asking these dumb questions is simply to have some fun!
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23 Little-Known Facts About Orgasms
1. A select few lucky individuals are able to reach orgasm simply by thinking.
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25 Little-Known Facts About Vaginas
"In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys...."
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The 50 All-Time Greatest Quotes About Mothers
"God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers." —Rudyard Kipling
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40 Mae West Quotes That Are Better Than Anything Marilyn Monroe Ever Said
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
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The 100 Greatest Quotes About Spring
"No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow."
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The 100 All-Time Greatest Quotes About Dogs
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans." —Marilyn Monroe
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The 100 All-Time Greatest Quotes About Falling In Love
1. You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. —Albert Einstein 2. The higher you build walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone tears them down. —Unknown 3.
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27 Girls Share The Most Jaw-Droppingly Insane ‘Crazy Ex-Boyfriend’ Stories You’ve Ever Heard
"He started believing he was a vampire. I began seeing him as having a not having a terribly strong grip on reality.”
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50 Timeless Pieces Of Advice About Love & Relationships
"The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook."
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27 Guys Share The Most Insane ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Stories You’ve Ever Heard
"She sent me a video of herself in underwear. Waved at the camera, took a blade to her wrist, wiped the blood into her fingers and waved goodbye."
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35 Bisexual People On The Difference Between Dating Men And Women
"One key difference: BOOBS."
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20 Types Of People Whose Behavior Is A Giant RED FLAG
"People who think nothing is ever their fault."
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30 Guys On Why They Have The World’s Greatest Girlfriend
"She lets me watch cartoons, and she hates cartoons."
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25 Women Confess The One Secret They’re Terrified To Tell Their Boyfriends
"That I'm not actually divorced."
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