Lorenzo Jensen III
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34 Super-Creepy Real-Life Stories That Read Like Horror Movies
“I answered but there was no one there. I called it back and the number was disconnected.”
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50 People Confess Their Darkest Family Secrets
“My mother was part of Charles Manson’s 'family.'”
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27 Very Sad Apartment Listings That Speak The Bleak-Ass Truth About Real Estate
“take notice it is a small room”
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22 People Confess The Completely Brutal Story Of How They F*cked Up
“Today, I f*cked up... by being a wiseass to a Canadian Border Agent...”
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55 Little Gut Punches That Will Disrupt Your Afternoon
“Today, on the one-year anniversary of my boyfriend’s death, I decided it was time to clear his clothes out of our closet. In one of his coat pockets I found a diamond engagement ring...”
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‘Do You Keep Your Socks On?’ And 26 Other Questions Virgins Ask About Sex
“What happens to your socks? Do you actually keep them on?”
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Invasion Of The Walmartians: 23 Walmart Workers Share Their Customer Horror Stories
“Walking into a Walmart is like visiting a different planet.”
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9 Unconventional Ways Women Have Gotten Me Off
I have had many unusual sexual experiences, mostly because I am an unusual man.
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20 People On The Shocking Secret They Will Never Tell Their Parents
“When I was in 3rd grade, I found Polaroids of my parents getting down and dirty on their honeymoon.”
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30 People Describe The Most INSANE Thing They Ever Saw At A Party
“The guy in the KKK costume rips off his mask and yells 'I'm black, I'm black.' He really was black.”
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10 Grisly Crime Scenes Described By Police And Social Workers
“Found a guy shot 8 times, died right there, shot through the eye and throat.”
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14 Nurses And Hospital Workers Share The Creepiest Thing They’ve Ever Seen On The Job
“She kept talking about the man in black in the corner.”
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20 Women Confess What They’d Change About Their Vagina If They Could
“Replace the blood with liquid gold.”
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20 Men Confess What They’d Change About Their Dicks If They Could
“Make them all the same size. We're all in this together, fellas.”
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Beyond Pick-Up Lines: 10 Dudes Reveal Their Go-To Story For Getting A Woman Into Bed
“I tell them that I like snuggling better than sex. It’s not true, but it always leads to sex.”
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WTF Did I Just See?: 14 People Describe The Most Shocking Thing They’ve Ever Witnessed With Their Own Eyes
“It was like they where having a secret cat orgy or something.”
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14 Men On What They Hate The Most About Being Men
“Apparently if you're a guy and you get raped by a girl, you're lucky…”
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15 Bartenders Share Their Most Extreme, Disgusting, And Hilarious Stories
“Once, I walked in on a girl sitting in her own barf and still doing coke. It still makes me giggle.”