Lorenzo Jensen III
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17 Things Men Just Don’t Understand About Women’s Bodies
"PMS cramps feel like you're scraping the insides out of a pumpkin at Halloween."
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75 Great Hygiene Tips To Practice So You Aren’t Smelly And Disgusting
“If you are a woman, sleep without undies or PJs. You need to be airing out your Gigi whenever and wherever you can. So says my mom.”
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Being A Man Is Harder Than You Think: 50 Men Explain Why
"I feel like most girls don't quite grasp how little society in general cares about the average man."
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Abusive Women: 43 Victimized Men Share Their Horrifying Tales Of Physical And Sexual Assault
"The mother of my daughter beat the living sh*t out of me because I asked her what skirt she wanted me to iron for the morning."
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27 Men Reveal What Makes A Woman ‘Wife Material’
"Just ask yourself if you'd want that girl back-to-back with you to fight off sharks."
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27 Things You Should NEVER Say To Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed
“‘Calm down.’ That's a recipe for getting stabbed.”
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29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
"A small turtle, wedged up a woman's vagina, was blinking at her."
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Horror In The Woods: 24 SUPER-Creepy Real-Life Stories Of Camping Gone Wrong
"I see an old dude with a van...That man's name was Gary Michael Hilton, convicted of at least four murders...."
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47 Heartbreakingly Profound And Beautiful Things People Learned After A Tough Breakup
"Never love someone so much you lose yourself in them."
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Here’s How Many Serial Killers Were Born In Each Zodiac Sign
There's a good reason you might want to stay away from Pisces, Virgos, and Geminis.
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‘Nice Guys’ From Hell: 49 Women Share Nightmare Stories From The Friend Zone
“Usually, when a guy says, 'I'm a nice guy,' that's code for ‘I’m not a nice guy.’”
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64 Girls Confess The First Thing They Check Out On A Guy
“Literally every girl checks out your package. You can usually see a bulge in the pants. We look. A lot.”
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BAD SEX: 40 People Confess Their Most Cringeworthy, Godawful Experiences
"You should never let a man touch your vagina if there's even the slightest chance he could have hot sauce on his hands."
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43 People Confess The Kinky Sex Acts They’d Love To Do (But Are Afraid To Ask Their Partners)
Spank my ass so hard you leave a handprint.
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25 Women Reveal The Most Extreme Thing They Ever Did To Force A Creepy Guy To Leave Them Alone
“I once told a guy at a party that his personality was so disgusting it made me want to vomit. He didn't believe me and continued to hit on me. So I voluntarily vomited on him just to get my point across.”
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36 Women Reveal Why Life Sucks When You’re A Woman
"We have to be on the constant lookout for danger."
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44 Men Reveal Why They Think Life Sucks When You’re A Man
“Men are utterly disrespected and disposed of regularly by society, but the propaganda claims otherwise.”
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Naked And Ashamed: 50 People Confess The Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To Them During Sex
"Don't yell 'Daddy' while your dad's in the house."