40 Men Describe The First Time They Saw A Vagina (NSFW)

1.

Lawdy lawdy miss Cookie… how’s do you keeps yo guts from fallin’ out ….?

2.

1st vagina: Woah

2nd vagina: Woah

All subsequent vaginas: Woah

3.

First time I touched a vagina I can only feel surprised thinking “OMG! It’s hot inside!!”

4.

Guy seeing a vagina:

Looks like predator

5.

sees vagina…Now what do I do?

6.

Oh cool! I’ve seen all your movies!

7.

How fuckin’ low do I have to go reach that pussy….

Not that I regret it…

8.

When I was 4, my 5-year-old cousin showed me her vagina. I poked it with a crayon.

9.

I was 8. It never really came up so I thought everyone had dicks. I was pleasantly surprised when I stayed up really late one time and a documentary about strippers was showing. I was like “oh that looks way better than what I have.”

10.

Early teens, first time seeing a vagina online, some chick had her legs and lips spread right open for the photo and my first thought was ‘eww is that what all the fuss is about? It’s all red and gross’. I guess I was expecting something more gracefully shaped and I dunno… Skin-colored?

11.

When I watched a porn movie I found in my dad’s closet. First time I saw a vagina I thought it looked like weird flaps of skin and I wondered why the hell it gave me a raging boner.

I called it instinct.

12.

Seeing my first vagina was like meeting a celebrity or famous person. I’d seen them on computer screens and in a couple of generous R-rated movies. But up close and personal…It was like being start struck.

13.

Saw my mom’s when I was a kid. Like many kids, I was curious about how she peed. Saw more detailed ones in porno mags. I wasn’t repulsed, but lots of the women were spreading them with their fingers which I thought looked painful.

14.

I searched “naked vagina” on Google when I was in the 6th grade

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Me: “lol”

15.

Real talk. First time me and my gf did it, I had no idea she had two different holes down there. Guys don’t have two different dickholes, as useful as that would be. I just assumed my entire life that it was one slit for peeing and sexy stuff. She laughed her ass off at me when I mentioned it.

And inb4 “Lol, you didn’t know girls have butts?”

16.

My reaction to seeing a vagina the first time in person was ewww. Still is how I feel. My first reaction to seeing another penis…cool!!

Am gay

17.

I barely remember this, but my mom loves to tell the story. When I was a toddler, I barged in on my dad getting changed after taking a shower (none of the doors in my parents’ apartment have locks), saw him naked, screamed, ran to find my mom, and told her “Daddy has a tail!” My bedtime story the previous night had been The Pokey Little Puppy. She gave me an age-appropriate explanation, and for years afterward I thought of it as his “hangy-down-thing.”

18.

My thoughts went like this:

“Wow… I thought a naked woman would be more appealing in person… I wonder what Michael is doing?”

And then I realized I like men.

19.

My girlfriend calls penises aliens.

Anyway, first time I saw a vagina I just went at that thing with my mouth. Shit was all shaved and cute. She pulled down her leggings and before she could even lay down I got on MY knees and ate her out while she was in mid-sentence.

20.

First vagina on TV/porn or first vagina in person?

The first one on TV/porn I was kinda like “Oh, so that’s what it looks, that’s not particularly exciting, but it looks nice enough, oh look I have a boner.”

In real life I didn’t even think, it was my first girlfriend, we were about to have sex (I was 20), and I couldn’t think because all the blood was going to another organ. Just wanted to be inside it.

21.

I was 12 and some beef curtain was peeking out from the bush. I had no idea what it was and I was bothered. I was way more into the boobs back then

22.

Saw my first vag in 2nd grade. The girl sitting next to me was picking lint from her snatch and eating it. Needless to say, I was turned on.

23.

On trying to pleasure my first serious gf: Ok, this is nothing like that drawing at all! Where the fuck is ANYTHING?!?

24.

It looks like a fortune cookie.

25.

It was a pretty odd experience. SO’s sister sent me a picture of her sister’s vagina. Was in 7th grade when this went down so I asked what the picture was. Her sister responded with, “Jasmine’s vag. Don’t tell her I sent you that. I’ll get in trouble again.”

26.

“Gross”.

To clarify I was 9 years old and found one of my dad’s Hustlers. It probably didn’t help that the vagina I saw was very, very hairy and was being spread open to the point that you could see inside. I’ve since changed my stance on vaginas…they’re wonderful!

27.

“It looks better than it smells”- talking about vaginers.

28.

Considering that the first time I saw a vagina was when I was working as a Nurse Aide in a acute care/rehabilitation center, and the woman was nearly 400 lbs, diabetic, double amputee, could not use the restroom without the help of every NA on the floor and 2 nurses (4-5 people total)…….I would say it was nauseating, exhausting, soul-killing, gross. I could think of a few more words to describe it, but lets just say I left the job the moment I found another opportunity and switched majors fast.

29.

Vagina: At first it looked simple enough, covered in hair. The more you went exploring, however, the more complicated it got. All these valves and pathways. Complicated machinery.

30.

“Jeez, Mum, wear a towel when you’re going from the bathroom to your bedroom.”

31.

When I was about 8-9 my buddy snuck some hustlers out of his dad’s closet and hid them in our little hideout in a dried up river bed. (It had really steep and tall walls. Kind of like a mini mini Grand Canyon.) The next day he showed me and I looked at the masses of vag on the papers and thought, “I’m supposed to put my peepee in that?!”

32.

First time I saw a vagina?

“Don’t cum in your pants don’t cum in your pants…”

33.

First time I saw a vagina, I thought “it looks so much better in porn” and went soft. Bad virginity experience ensued.

I later learned that porn is often Photoshopped, and it doesn’t matter how it looks so much as how it feels.

34.

I was like, “fuck, that’s gross”. Still think vaginas are just a necessary evil. I’m sure penises aren’t a thrill to behold either, to be fair.

35.

Found my gramps porn stash on his PC. Her legs were just completely spread wide like she was expecting a goddamn plane to land. She was shaved clean and had bolted on tits. I thought it was a freaking axe wound or something.

TL;DR Fear then morbid curiosity

36.

My first time in my dad’s playboys: “Vaginas are weird.”

Now: “Vaginas are weird.”

37.

Well, there was blood coming out of it, which isn’t what you want in a sexual context. I thought that she could have warned me before we got to that point if Mother Nature was ripping the walls off of her uterus

38.

Saw my first vagina in my sophomore year of high school. I was pretty intrigued by it and pretty much wanted to touch it all the time. Then I caught the smell of it and now I don’t touch if it smelly.

39.

I thoroughly enjoyed seeing my ex’s pussy for the first time. Clean shaven, pink, and so soft. I remember being surprised at how far down the vagina is though. Like, it’s directly under her. Still, sliding my fingers in (and eventually my dick) was awesome. If there’s anything I miss about her, it’s the boobs and pussy.

40.

I thought the vagina looked rather strange. Touching the vagina was weirder. When I touched it lightly she jolted a bit, I was terrified I thought I hurt her.