Not having a bedtime, curfew, or authority figure who arbitrarily decides if you are allowed to go out this weekend.

You hate every piece of clothing you own but you avoid going shopping because you can’t bring yourself to buy things in a bigger size.

You need to pretend that you know what you’re doing until you actually do. The only way anyone learns anything is by pretending that they knew how to do it in the first place.

Grabbing things with your toes and transferring them to your hands instead of bending down to pick them up.

You don’t give a monkey what people think about your tastes. You have no idea what the hot new bands are and you just don’t care.

The sodomy was clinical in nature, and thus concede to using the word with liberty.

When you tell somebody that they “look good today,” it’s important to realize that the more astonished you appear, the less of a compliment it becomes.

Let’s talk about life here for a second. Spoiler alert: tons of people are going to have more money than you.

If you don’t like Bob Marley & The Wailers, or this song, then I don’t like you. That is all.

There is a deep cultural premium put on the “cool” of indifference in my generation, and it’s a persona that I doubt I could ever even fake. Because I do care, I care so deeply, and I am fairly certain I’m not alone.