This is how I lovingly describe my current relationship with the United States. The United States is my alcoholic brother. And although I will always love him, I don’t want to be near him at the moment.

We give men a lot of shit for how much they focus on sex, and that undoubtedly has more than a few grains of truth to it, but it’s time to own up to the kind of chillingly graphic sex talk that occurs after a few drinks at a table full of women.

In early seasons, Eric Matthews was a goofy, wannabe weatherman who accidentally courted crazy girls with a penchant for songwriting.

In Daisy, you will find your new heroine, the socialite, the rock star’s wife back when rock stars were simply men with a whole lot of money, the girl that got away, the girl who could drive a man mad.

My roommate and I recently came to the conclusion that drinking a lot of alcohol, from the first vestige of pregame to the final stage of hangover, is about on average, a fifteen hour commitment.

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” Coco Chanel.

We know that looks aren’t important, but we still dress a certain way for a job interview or a date. It isn’t important, but it is.

When it comes to your guy friends, there’s not much you can do about their desire to sleep with you. That’s not going anywhere.

What we are in comparison to another woman in our office — just because she is a woman — is far less important than where we all are as a group.

7. A savings account with something in it.

You’re FREAKING out — or maybe you’re not because you are off to some grad/law/certificate/school and if so, you’re not freaking out yet.

I get it. I’m hot. Can we move on?