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20 Books That Will Change Your Life
I could probably make this entire list David Sedaris. But I didn’t because I have restraint.
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19 Quotes For Your Existential Crisis
Even if things are as bad as they could possible be, and as meaningless, then matters of truth are themselves indifferent; we may as well please our sensibilities and, with as much spirit as we can muster, go out with a buck and a wing.
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Your Real Love Is The One You Hurt
In some ways, it is a compliment. When you are more rude or flippant or hurtful with a very close friend, it is a way of saying to them, “I trust your love enough to know that it will weather the storm of my selfishness.”
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The 9 Most Insightful Lyrics From Kanye West’s New Album ‘Yeezus’
Poetry is something like normal prose accelerated, and Kanye West is a poet.
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6 Things You Should Never Do In A Relationship
We all know that couple who is constantly “breaking up,” making dramatic exits and carrying on these absurd public fights on a bi-weekly basis because, one can only imagine, they get some kind of thrill from being terrible to one another and making everyone else around them uncomfortable.
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34 Reasons I Need To Stop Liking You
7. You give me reasons to want to be better, but I need to be better for me.
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What Goes Through My Mind Everytime I Get Frozen Yogurt
Let’s go over the rules one more time. #1: We’re not spending over $5.
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7 Kinds Of Wedding Photos We Are Done With Now
The quota of timed jumping in the air photos for the entire world has been met now. Thank you for your cooperation.
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The 8 Kinds Of Drunk You Can Be
Then, around 5 PM, you attempt to eat a sandwich to replenish your depleted hit points and end up falling asleep in your dinner plate, covered head-to-toe in a second degree sunburn.
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30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “Love” Means
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”
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Your Exclusive Chance To Attend The Up Next Launch Party
RSVP for your spot at the The Up Next launch party on June 20 at Pier 84 at Hudson River Park, New York City.
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Let’s Rank These 10 Fascist Dictators By Hotness
If you like Antonio Banderas or Benjamin Bratt, you’ll fall in love with Fidel Castro, Cuba’s sexiest paranoid psychopath. My theoretical hymen just broke talking about him.
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10 Things To Consider Before Taking A Job As A Phone Sex Operator
Be prepared to be talking A LOT. Not just moaning, TALKING. TO. CREEPY. STRANGERS. A. LOT.
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8 Diseases You Could Have And Not Even Know It
If your life wasn’t hard enough already, keep in mind that you could have a rare disorder that makes you reek of nasty fish odor!