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20 Signs Your Guy Friend Is Trying To Sleep With You
5. You are Drake and your guy friend is Amanda Bynes.
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Take This Hearing Test Right Now And Feel Really Old & Scared!
As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.
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25 Wise, Inspiring Steve Jobs Quotes That’ll Make You Want To Change The World
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
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50 Unintentional Quotes From Children That Will Send Shivers Down Your Spine
My son was 3 when I was tucking him into bed one night and he said, “Mommy what’s that big thing?” I replied, “What thing, baby?” THEN HE SAID “That big thing right behind you”
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Wanting Rough Sex Doesn’t Mean You Have Issues
It’s not because you have daddy issues or masochistic tendencies or lingering pains of an abusive childhood.
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10 Things To Do Alone On A Friday Night, In Order Of How Depressing They Are
End up taking pulls of chocolate syrup directly out of the squeezie bottle that you found buried in the condiment shelf in your fridge. Note that the expiration date was 4 months ago. Keep squeezing.
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Why Do People Hate On Nickelback So Much?
But Nickelback? NO. I couldn’t live with myself if their songs brought me joy.
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60 Uncommon Things Men Find Attractive About Women
“6. I don’t want to say crossed eyes, but have you seen Kristen Bells eyes? Well whatever her eyes are considered…”
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21 Things I Learned From Not Having Sex For A Year
20. Don’t force your relationships. If something genuinely isn’t working out, you don’t owe it to each other to hash it out. You’re not CatDog or Catholic.
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What Abortions Should Be Like
“Melon slice?” And she’ll offer you a plate with some melon slices on it.
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10 Famous Hot Girls I Think Are Ugly
In my opinion, she’s cursed with reverse Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome.
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How Uber Changed My Life
SPONSORED POST: I had a pay-as-you-go phone for ten years and all it took was one night with Uber for me to be like, “I NEVER KNEW YA!”




























