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Thought Catalog
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The Real Reason Why That Drunk YOLO-Tweeting College Girl Story Is So Popular
College girls get drunk and do dumb things all the time. What is the purpose of aggrandizing this girl’s story to the point of no return? How many sentences do I have to type until I get to say the word “Syria”?
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11 People Who Need To Stop Talking
Was that you, Sam Goudie, who visited me in my nightmare last night? Cloaked in a black veil, you called yourself death. When I asked to see your face you de-robed yourself, projectile vomited on me, and screamed “YOLO Bitchez”.
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25 Things You Need To Know If You Want To Date A Jewish Guy
If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.
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10 Beautifully Simple Things You Forget To Do In Your City
Don’t go to New York and eat Sbarro’s for lunch, you feel me?
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The Way To Anyone’s Heart
Now before you go thinking that I’m some horribly calculating automaton, first stop and think about how beneficial this kind of universal self-centeredness is.
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23 Surprising Facts About ‘The Wizard of Oz’ That Will Blow Your Mind
Fact: The Wizard of Oz has some of the wildest behind-the-scenes facts of any movie ever.
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100 Ways To Make Today Epic
Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.
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Stop Embarassing Yourself: How To Know Your Crush Doesn’t Want You
There are great yawning ravines of distance between “humoring your overtures” and “seeking you out to talk to you on their own.” And that is a distinction we can always make, even if we’re not ready to admit it.
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What The Time You Wake Up Says About You
You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.
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6 One-Paragraph Stories About Autumn That Will Make You Cry Pumpkin Spice Tears
You have a cup of coffee in one hand, and with the other you browse each stall and shop for the perfect products to make your dinner tonight.
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10 Real Reasons Why You Should Date A Nice Guy
I’m not referring to the guy you are friends with who ACTS nice to get you into bed. He thinks being nice will work. That guy is different.
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11 Novels That Will Actually Change Your Perspective On Life
A sort of 1984 for the Amazon.com generation, DFW’s over-a-thousand-pages opus deals with the state of a world that’s entirely steeped in advertising and consumerism.
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How To Fall In Love With Someone Who’s Been In Love Before
You start to feel that this person and their ex shared a bond that you two will never have. And against your will, against your happiness, you start to put their ex on a pedestal, thinking they’re more beautiful or smart or talented than you are.
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31 Yahoo! Questions That Will Make You Give Up On People
“I got bitten by a 6-year-old, will I turn into a 6-year-old?”
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Confession: I’m A Chronic Female Masturbator
A great night for me is sitting around watching Family Guy, drinking a beer and masturbating.
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2013 So Far In Texts From A Proactive Drug Dealer
What I never expected was that one of these guys would become a constant source of entertainment.
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First Days of Fall Playlist
Broad declaration: there is no feeling more fantastic than those first few days at the end of summer when you walk outside in the morning to unexpectedly crisp air and blue skies and your brain instantly wakes up from its hazy, humidity-drunk slumber and is all, “LIFE!” It’s like an orgasm for your soul.
