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10 Disney Princes And Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them
We all know that no one is more of a model for your own future knight-in-shining-armor than a good, old-fashioned Disney Prince.
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Six Different Types Of 35-Year-Old Men
Look away from The Married Guy. He is either faithful, in which case you should concentrate your energy on trying not to hate his wife for her obscene good fortune,…
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Seven Different Types Of (Single) 35-Year-Old Women
The Party Girl still hits the old haunts, but now it’s mostly to reminisce with her bartender friends about old crazy antics instead of to create new mayhem. She used…
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What Moving On Is Like
Moving on is like this: one day you forget the taste. The next, you forget the smell. Then the touch. Then the laugh. Then the smile. Then the jokes. Then…
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Why You’re Beautiful
You’re beautiful because you take risks. You substituted “who cares” for “what if” and stopped talking into your beer about how you were going to do it and actually did…
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20 New Year’s Resolutions For 20-Somethings
If you really like the person you’re hooking up with and would really like them to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, find a way to tell them, and hope for the…
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Overview Of Cheetos Puffs
We shall discover herein analytical aspects of our subject, punctuated by commentary of a more personal sort, starting right here with a description of the emotional status necessary to get…
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One Sentence Love Story
Sometimes when you think you love something what you really love is not the thing itself but just some small and inessential part of it: you think you love banana…
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I Like Your Flaws
I enjoy seeing you insecure, vulnerable. I like to watch red steam light up your cheeks, a spreading mist of shame when you think you’ve done something unacceptable like missing…
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Why It’s Okay To Go Completely Insane After A Break Up
People try to cheat the grieving process and press fast forward. They want to show their friends and family that they’re just great, that they’re in a good place and…
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Who Should Say “I Love You” First (And Why)
I think the “I love you” is wildly important, which is why the idea of it as a pawn in the battle of who holds the cards in the relationship…
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What To Do When Your Friend Owes You Money
Before we delve into your options, I feel like I should at least mention that you could always, you know, just say no to your friend who wants money. Just…
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A Speculative List Of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems
Recently realized certain aspects of what he thought was his identity were actually just uncontrollable delusions lacking any concrete behavior as evidence of their truth and significance.
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Stop Feeling Sad (For No Reason)
Stop feeling sad for no reason. Stop placing all of your happiness into whether or not your crush will text you back. Stop feeling a vague sense of melancholy, something…
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You Don’t Need To Say Anything
There are bridges I have burned out of necessity. Yours was simply abandoned, left untended for years until weeds grew through it and the railing fell apart and it became…
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The One Person You Never Really Get Over
You’re not over this person probably because they could never love you back the way you wanted them to, the way you needed them to. They were a defective toy…
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Five Absolute Truths Of Breaking Up
It may feel mutual, look mutual, and be hailed as mutual to everyone you tell, but the truth is that someone in the relationship wanted the break up more than…
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The Different Types Of Apartments There Are
An overpriced cell for the overachiever, the minimalist apartment gets its name because it’s inhabitant either a. doesn’t have space for frivolities like, say, a bedside table or b. cannot…
