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How To Tell If Somebody Has A Crush On You
Someone really likes you if they sleep with your best friend. Don’t you know it just means they’re trying to get closer to you? I would suggest going up to…
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I Went On A Three Day Juice Fast And Failed Miserably!
I’m not gonna lie. The first day was a damn nightmare. I felt woozy and had a headache. Most importantly, I WAS STARVING. I looked at all of Ritual Cleanse’s…
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How To Be Single
You’re bored. All of the pieces of your life puzzle have come together except for That One. The most important one. Or maybe it just seems like the most important…
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Things You Won't Do With Your Next Boyfriend
You will not call him ‘snooks’ or ‘snuggles’ or ‘scruffs’ or ‘stinky,’ you will not call him ‘bear’ or ‘boo’ because these names belonged to his predecessor, these names belonged…
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Common Pitfalls To Avoid On Craigslist Personals
Some of us are here looking for love. Some of us are here looking for sex. Some of us are here looking for a simple date, a way to pass…
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The Various Degrees Of Being "Over" Your Ex
You don’t love the idea of them moving on, but you’ve started talking about how miserable their next significant other will be as opposed to thinking you’re going to get…
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The 10 Worst Rap Lyrics Of All Time
Here, in no particular order, the wordsmiths and their craft that should probably not get their rapper license renewed this year.
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Why You Can't Make Your Ex Fall In Love With You Again
You learn a lot about people and their ability to disengage when you get your heartbroken. But I would venture to say that you learn even more when you break…
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The Terrifying Reality Of Asthma
As Shadid was about to meet his end via a seizure of the breathing passages, I was rummaging through various bar couches and lost-and-found bins, hoping someone, somewhere, had found…
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How To Ruin Your Life In 14 Minutes
In today’s world, thanks to YouTube and Internet search engines, their remarks will be remembered by thousands if not millions of people for the rest of their lives — and…
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The First Time You See Your Ex After The Breakup
Wow, oh wow, isn’t it weird when someone is your everything and then becomes a nothing? Shocker. Electrocuted. To be fair, you knew what you were getting yourself into when…
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Getting Screwed Over By Someone You Love
I don’t mean to paint a bleak picture of humanity. Just because someone screws you over doesn’t mean the whole world is out to get you. Adopting a hard shell…
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Losing A Best Friend
It’s a specific kind of loneliness that hits you like a wave of nausea. When the two of you are having a beer and you realize that you have both…
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No Wonder The Kids Today Are So Anxious
The social web is a kind of always on camera, ceaselessly capturing text and image — capturing imprints of ourselves — our likes and dislikes, the pages we view and…
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Good Sex Versus Bad Sex
Bad sex doesn’t become Bad Sex until you’ve actually had good sex. In fact, you could live your entire life thinking you were having the most mind-blowing sex until you…
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Things I Learned When I Was Taking A Lot Of Drugs
Roxicodone (Roxy, for short) comes in tiny blue pills. So tiny, in fact, that I would often lose them in my room and not find it until weeks later. Misplacing…
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104 Ways To Break The Ice
So I’ve never once had a relationship begin with something grand and romantic, like I came to expect from the movies, and I figured the same was true for most…
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Do Not Send This Text
Listen, I want you to truly appreciate my sustained effort to pretend to be a reasonable human being. I’ve gone days without texting you, multiple days without texting you, three…
